Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Fantasy Football? Lame. Join the Fantasy Church League!

For all those who's Fantasy Football or Super League as concluded may be there is an alternative for the summer.



John recently wrote about the existence of fake church blogs, and we all know that there are people who create fake twitter accounts for some reason or the other, but what value would a fake Fantasy Church League have for anyone?




Churches have lost legions of men this year to the Football season. Your church numbers are down, you want to find a way to bring them back. Now you can! Offer the same level of excitement with Fantasy Church League.



No longer will your congregants stay at home to watch the game to see how their players are doing. They’ll be at your service, front and center, to make sure they get every amen and altar call stat they need for a winning season!




Part of me wonders if the person behind this site intended to carry through with the build and actually launch it.



Part of me wonders if some church is behind this and it was their ‘creative’ way to draw attention to the “lost legions of men’ who do go AWOL during Football season.





Actually, some of the stats on the draft cheat sheet are pretty funny sad.




  • Best Altar Call West of the Mississippi


  • 1,315 Amen’s yelled from the congregation last year


  • Her songs make the grown men cry!



Do you think something like this would actually ever be built? I know a few folks who I wouldn’t mind having on my team.




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