Monday, January 25, 2010

Listen before you pray

Fungus attends to a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Fungus gets in line and, when it’s his turn the pastor asks, “Fungus, what do you want me to pray about?”

Fungus says, “Pastor, I need you to pray for my hearing.”

So the pastor puts one finger in Fungus’ ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays for a while. He removes his hands and says, “Fungus, how’s your hearing now?”

Fungus says, “I don’t know pastor, it’s not until next Monday.

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