Biblical Ways to get a Wife

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Top 15 Biblical Ways to Find a Wife
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim
her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours (Deut
21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock
(Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. (Ruth
4:5-10)
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come and to dance, grab one and
carry her off to be your wife. (Judges 21:19-25)
6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. (Gen 2:19-24)
7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in
marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work
another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. (Gen
29:15-30)
8. Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get
his daughter for a wife (1 Samuel 18:27
9. Even if no-one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll
definitely find someone. (Gen 4:16-17)
10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest (Esther
2:3-4)
11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I Have
seen a woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision,
simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."
12. Kill any husband and take his wife. (1 Samuel 11)
13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (Deuteronomy,
or Leviticus, or Ruth)
14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality by quantity. (1
Kings 11:1-3)
15. A wife? NOT! (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)