Monday, June 25, 2007

How the IT world turns...

  • Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.   
  • Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.   
  • Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.   
  • Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't  work and discovers 15 new bugs.   
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  • Due to marketing pressure and an extremely pre-mature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
  • Users find 137 new bugs.   
  • Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
  • Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
  • Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
  • Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
  • New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires programmer to redo program from scratch.
  • Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free....
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