Billy was at school this morning in London and his teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came, fireman, policemen, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc...
But Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic gay dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was too embarrassed to say so."
That is one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time!!
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