Some Good Quotes

I read some good quotes today Click here to read them all.  But here are a few I liked:

[3] Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain.

[4] The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns.

[6] Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain.

[8] By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates. (For the recored I am happy!)

[14] Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain.

[26] The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown.