Tuesday, January 10, 2006

How to get out of a Speeding Ticket

I read this today...


http://www.philbaker.net/blog/2957 


(1) pull over right away - if the police have to chase you 47 miles until your scooter runs out of gas you can bet they won't be in a good mood when they get their hands on you; (2) always wear a helmet - when the cops commence to giving you a Rodney King-style whooping it helps to have your head covered; (3) pull over as far off the road as possible so the officer isn't exposed to traffic - if another car comes along and runs him over it's almost a sure bet that you won't be getting out of the ticket (also, even if you are on a four-lane highway don't stop in the middle two lanes - I found it pretty amusing but cops don't have a sense of humour); read more click here

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